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    ChicagoShults

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    I think the manager of China Fast Wok is a Ninja

    Post  ChicagoShults on Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:31 pm

    So I've gotten takeout from China Fast Wok a couple of times now (awesome chinese btw), and I am beginning to suspect the manager is actually a ninja. He is always wearing black, is super buff, and he can change 10 dollars in no time. He also never accepts a tip. How do I test his ninja abilities without endangering my life? And no Dave and Steve, there is no way that I could bring an Xbox with Ninja Gaiden to the store.
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    The Rebirth

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    Re: I think the manager of China Fast Wok is a Ninja

    Post  The Rebirth on Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:36 pm

    Hire a local Asian actress to run int the China Fast Wok crying. Have her say something to the effect of, "These mobsters have been pressuring her grandfather to sell his store," and then see the suspected Ninja's reaction.

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    Hire a group of Italian actors to come in and tell him he needs to pay them money for protection. See his reaction.

    For more information see 3 Ninjas or Tigerheart (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117911/ )
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    Steve-o

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    Re: I think the manager of China Fast Wok is a Ninja

    Post  Steve-o on Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:39 pm

    Throw a ninja start at his face, if he catches it hes a ninja. If he dies, you become a ninja. Its win/win.
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    Re: I think the manager of China Fast Wok is a Ninja

    Post  DopeMasterJFlow on Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:06 pm

    Dude, that guy is def. a ninja!!!

    Steve-o: are you trying to get Cody killed?! Everyone knows that if you try to test a ninja by throwing ninja-stars at his face, that he will immediately and fatally counter attack you.


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    K$tu

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    Re: I think the manager of China Fast Wok is a Ninja

    Post  K$tu on Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:27 pm

    Im actually willing to bet he's only half ninja.
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    Steve-o

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    Re: I think the manager of China Fast Wok is a Ninja

    Post  Steve-o on Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:24 am

    But what if by chance you kill him then you become a ninja. I for one think its worth the risk.
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    Re: I think the manager of China Fast Wok is a Ninja

    Post  Newmantopia on Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:37 am

    Steve-o wrote:But what if by chance you kill him then you become a ninja. I for one think its worth the risk.

    If he kills him and proves that the guy is in fact not a ninja, there would be no promotion to ninja status.

    It's lose-lose. Don't do it, Cody!
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    Re: I think the manager of China Fast Wok is a Ninja

    Post  David McSingleton on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:58 am

    ChicagoShults wrote:So I've gotten takeout from China Fast Wok a couple of times now (awesome chinese btw), and I am beginning to suspect the manager is actually a ninja. He is always wearing black, is super buff, and he can change 10 dollars in no time. He also never accepts a tip. How do I test his ninja abilities without endangering my life? And no Dave and Steve, there is no way that I could bring an Xbox with Ninja Gaiden to the store.

    well i would think that any ninja should be able to counter the flying swallow attack this can be achieved with a running jump "Y"

    however this move will leave you open for a counter attack if blocked, so after the flying swallow go directly into a block roll, then attack immediately with a forward hold "Y" tap "Y" "Y" "Y" attack and finish with an Inferno Ninpo. If he avoids the Ninpo like any master ninja should you are already dead and he has proven his worthy skill of ninja mastery, if not then there is one less fake ninja in the world

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